What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.