What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka?

Dead.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms