What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms