How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.