How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.