What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What is honeymoon?

ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.