100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
He was turning things over in his mind.
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
They both want to pull 1 over on you.
Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!
The cue tip.
It's smoking a cigarette.
He was a thief
My shower gets turned on by me.
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
Does this smell like chloroform to you
My zipper
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
