How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests?

It's a touchy subject.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

What does the "LL" in LL Cool J stand for?

Lickin Lips

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet?

it doesn't need cleaned.

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

How many dubstep fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.