What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

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What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

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What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.