Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

What Pokmon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle