Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...