Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...