What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!