What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice