What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"