What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How does Craig Venter drink beer?

Shotgun method

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What in the world is this?

The bartender says, "Central Park."

When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What does batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.