Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.