Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Richard Jokes More Richard Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.