What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

Fish Market Jokes More Fish Market Jokes

What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

Good Morning Jokes More Good Morning Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"