What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.