What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

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What's worse than peaking in high school?

Climaxing to middle schoolers.

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.