What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

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Rex (made this one up myself!)

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Ray Charles answering the iron

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The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

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I'm arriving