What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Scaler Jokes More Scaler Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.