What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.