What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer