What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer