What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek?

A golden opportunity

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.