How many surrealist does it take to cha...

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

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What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.