How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish