How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish