What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

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What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft