What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.