What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

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How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Kentucky Derby Jokes More Kentucky Derby Jokes

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Bookie Jokes More Bookie Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.