What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.