What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.