What's that one room zombies can never enter?

the LIVING room

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.