What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What do you call a constipated German?

Farfrompoopin.

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!