What happened to the German man's luggage?

It was Lufthansa plane

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.