What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Gf Jokes More Gf Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*