Her miscarriage.
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Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
Me: *names two of them*
I do."
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
An elevator has a GF
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
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Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.
Row vs. Wade
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Spit, swallow, gargle.
No MAN'S sky!
A Quebrolet.
A:('You wanna go for a spin ')
A: The breakdown lane.
A dead baby.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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