Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

Why are you home from school so early?

Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "

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What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.