What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

because they ran out of Natural Light

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What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

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What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.