What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

How did you get into my house?

business.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.