How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What Would Beyonce Do?

Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.