What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

in a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.