What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"