What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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Where does the pirate put his ear ring?

In his buccaneer.

What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

When you go to a regular movie, a friend asks you "so how good was the movie?

When you go to an M.night Shamylan movie a friend asks " So how bad was the plot twist "

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.