Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What is the most pirated movie ever?

Arrrrrrrgo