Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
His wife and kids.
Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"
Arrr son!
because they get lost at C!
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
About a buccaneer!
Under his buccan-hat.
