Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

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Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg?

Limp Biscuit

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "