Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.