Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)