Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

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What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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How do you hold a pirate rabbit?

With its buccaneers!

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!

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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "