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pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Spring break!
LINE IT!"
Shout.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Short John Silver!
She was shouting for help.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
An argumentative ese
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Start shouting Jehovah.
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Shout "Bingo!" before them
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Babe, it's a valve!"
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
Lost.
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
1: GENIUS!
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Snowd-en
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
Umami
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
A recycling TIN!
Mossack Fonseca.
Because they hve so many fans
