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pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Spring break!
LINE IT!"
Shout.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Ooo mami! (Umami)
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Short John Silver!
She was shouting for help.
A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"
You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"
An argumentative ese
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
Start shouting Jehovah.
NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don't have enough ammo, mate!"
Just shout "Hey, Khmer!"
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Shout "Bingo!" before them
The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Babe, it's a valve!"
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
Well, that's the edamame.
2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Because they sell more tickets!
because polly wanted a cracker
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Spanish!
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
A: From a cat-alogue!
The Oli-Mart
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...
