Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the ghost say to the bees?

Boo Bees

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!