Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

What's a thief's favorite type of armour?

Steel armour

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit