What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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What do bees chew?

Bumble gum.

What do you call a bee from US?

USB

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste