What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."

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Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

What did the bee to the other bee in summer ?

Swarm here isn't it !

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.