Why why why after all these years?

They say "We were waiting for the children to die."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What will Kim Jong-Un name his child?

Kim Jong-Deux.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.