Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.