What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.