What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.