How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?