How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?

Because they mess up the whole house !

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead woodchucks and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork