How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree?

A puppy nailed to 7 trees.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies?

You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?