Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
Stop crying and viper your nose !
So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
With a pitchfork