Garbage Truck Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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What has four wheels and flys?

A garbage truck.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!