What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

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What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What are 8 Hobbits?

One hobbyte.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

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What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number