What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.