What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

When did this happen?

When did what happen

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

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What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird