Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting