Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

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Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What did the can say to the can opener?

A: You make me flip my lid.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird