How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird