How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

How many Jersey girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They'll screw anything

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Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection?

Hi Ping

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What do I do when my luggage gets tired?

I rest my case.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird