What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting