What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What do challah and martial arts have in common?

Judo

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird