What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Judo Jokes More Judo Jokes

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Kung Fu Jokes More Kung Fu Jokes

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting