Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

Why are Japanese people all skinny?

Because of their national diet.

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.