Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.