Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's a Japanese person's hangover cure?

Soba Noodles

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Parti-san

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Ra'men.

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What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

Why are Japanese people so good at judo?

You can't ippon a Nippon.