Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.