Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

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What is Shaka's favorite Japanese food?

Shakitori!

What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish?

Snushi.

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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Why are programmers so consumeristic?

Because they're object oriented.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.