Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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A: No eye-deer.

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How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.