Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

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What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.