Japanese Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.