Japanese Woman Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

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Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

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Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between aged cheddar and regular cheddar?

The aged cheddar isn't as sharp as it once was.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What about Fergdudaughter?

Must have Asian parents.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..