What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you make a starfish shine?

Drop it in sparkling water.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What does a Japanese guy name his pet lion?

Ryan

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Japanese Woman Jokes More Japanese Woman Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Message Jokes More Message Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !