What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls