What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"