What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What is made of wood and sticky?

a Stick!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What kind of music does a pirate like?

Arrr'n'B

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Who's driving?

Immigration.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Which historical invention was the most revolutionary?

The wheel :)

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.