What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.