What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Why doesn't ISIS attack Israel?

Same reason children don't attack their parents...

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.