What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt